Tuesday, July 3, 2012

RP Fiction Test

I wrote this post collaboratively with Erin to test Google Docs as a platform for RP Fiction:

I <3 you
I love you too!
This is making my computer flip out :P
Hmm. your computer sucks but it will probably perform a lot better if skype is not functioning. We don’t really need Skype to do rpfiction, so it’s a bit easier on your computer ;-)
Yeah.

In the beginning, there was a beautiful girl with a shitty computer that couldn’t even run Skype properly. She met an awesome guy with a high-end computer, and he loved everything about her except her shitty computer. He hated that computer’s guts so bad, because it interfered with their relationship so much, particularly when it came to Skype.

But he saw a solution: If she used Linux instead, her computer would miraculously become as awesomeness as his computer was, and they could communicate freely without having to worry about hardware resources. Too bad her family is so low-tech that they need to use Windows to do anything on the computer ;-(

I can’t help it if my family is poor .  If I I could I would want a good 500-1000 dollar computer.

What a ripoff. I can get a computer set up that runs 10 times better than your current one for $50. not even joking ;-)

Windows sucks. With computers and gaming consoles.. :P
I have, Con
I have to admit I like a lot of Microsoft games though, like Fable and Halo. Xbox is actually a pretty good gaming console, and if you don’t like the software interface you can always replace it with linux, i.e. via GeeXbox

I am a really fast typist and I am not as fast as Erin but that’s okay because she’s a really slow typist now

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Atlantis Incarnate

Kurutio: I'm in a dark cave, and I see a little girl collapsed against the rock. she's passed out, and covered in blood, scrapes on her knees and gashes all over her body. You sneak up behind me, surprising me

Illyria: I walk into the cave, thinking I saw someone only seconds ago wander in. I see you looking at a figure laying on the ground. I walk up behind you and tap your shoulder. "What are you doing?" I ask you as my eyes wander from the body on the ground back to you.

Kurutio: "I don't know...I was just going for a walk and I heard screaming from outside. I was curious as to who made the noise, so I wandered in and there she was! What do you think we should do? Do you think she's dead?

Illyria: Looking back down at the body I lean over and check for a pulse. "Her pulse is weak." I stand up and turn to you. "We should call 911. I wonder what happened to her?" I glance down at the girl. "Are you sure thats all you saw and heard?"

Kurutio: I'm sure....what do you really think that I'm perverted like that? do you really think that I look like the type of person who could do something like that??? To -- oh my god-- I don't think that she will make it at this rate-- we have to do something to save her.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Sex on the Beach

Kurutio: I walk along a beach, the waves gently lapping away at the sand. It feels as if every step I take is a leap across the depths of time. As I'm immersed in the beauty of the ocean, I see a beautiful angel in the distance.

Illyria: I am standing in the shallow end of the water, letting the cool waves reach up and touch my bare feet then retreat back into the ocean. The sun had set hours ago and the stars were bright as the silver moon lit up the night sky. I look out letting my mind wander and be free, I close my eyes and inhale the salty scent of the ocean tide.

Kurutio: I gaze upon this young angel's face, her eyes filled with the tranquility and innocence of a heaven long forgotten. I tread carefully, wishing to meet her, the only barrier between us this holy ground.

Illyria: I hear someone walking through the fine sand. The city was close, but yet far enough that this spot felt secluded. I look up at the approaching man and smile. "Hello." He was very attractive and the way the moon shone it made his eyes look alluring.

Kurutio: As she spoke to me ever so sweetly, I swelled up with admiration. That such a lovely being would talk to a mere mortal like myself! I am speechness, and cannot find the words that would properly convey the feelings that overflowed from my being. So instead I smile gently, and extend my hand, beckoning her to dance with me.